The SOAS Manifesto
Anyone that’s taken a stroll through the School of Oriential and African Studies’ so-called campus* knows how much so-called ‘radicalism’ the SOAS students engage in. Every lamp post, pillar, and fluorescent orange palm tree is covered in flyers for communist, socialist, Islamist, “London Citizens”, and a host of popular, trendy, left-wing causes. It’s no surprise that the Socialist Party chose to hold half of its Socialism 2008 at SOAS - half their party members probably go to SOAS.
I’ve just looked at the agenda for their Union General Meeting today. Unions are often bastions of leftism, and goodness knows that must be pretty bad at SOAS, but wait for it. The agenda motions are:
- Rebranding the ‘Free Education’ campaign as ‘Another Education is Possible’ with a ‘vision of education accessible to all’. They think everyone should go to university on the taxpayer. Standard fare for the leftist agenda, but as the only person (out of 400-odd) at this year’s UCL Union AGM to vote to lift the top-up fee cap, I still don’t like it!
- Recognising the Armenian Genocide. Uncontroversial, right? It’s only on the agenda because the genocide-denier is a Jewish professor on JewishExponent.com. They don’t criticise the Turkish government for its policy of denying the Armenian Genocide (or committing it in their past life). What’s the difference? Oh, yes, most Turks are Muslims.
- “Preserving Autonomy of Students’ Union and Societies” is a motion proposed by the Islamic Society (ISoc), so you know it’s going to be good. Basically, it says the universities should have no veto over extremist chaplains offering pastoral assistance to the ISoc - so they can have whichever nutjobs they want. Nice.
- Banning Scientology. Yes, that’s right. They’re not disaffiliating the Scientology Society or something (perfectly acceptable, given that’s taxpayer-funded). They’re voting on giving funding to support a nation-wide ban on Scientology. OK, OK, I’ll admit, I’m not the biggest fan of the inter-galactic warlord Xenu and all that mischief he got up to with L. Ron Hubbard on their DC-8 whilst streaking through the Milky Way, but that’s a fundamental infringement on freedom of speech and freedom of association. So now Students’ Union and societies are allowed autonomy (per the ISocs above), but not the rest of the country?!
- “Improving Higher Education in Iraq” is a hybrid between a resolution that lobbies to give material support (books and bursaries) to Iraqi universities and a rant about how awful the American occupation has been.
- Reaffiliation of the SOAS Union to Unite Against Fascism (a front organisation of Socialist Workers’ Party and Socialist Action) and Love Music Hate Racism (a campaign by Unite Against Fascism) under the guise of promoting ethnic minorities. It also takes a nice swipe at “the Tory Party” (although on the count of their immigration policy, which deserves to be criticised - in the right forum).
- Affiliation to London Citizens. Doesn’t sound so bad. But the main focus is on that organisations ‘Living Wage’ campaign, which aims to raise the minimum wage substantially. And make hundreds of thousands of poor people unemployed and thousands of businesses insolvent? Sign me up.
- Every socialist’s favourite motion: affiliation to Stop the War Coalition and opposition to NATO!
- “Sod Sodexho”. Don’t have a clue what they’re on about, but they want to boycott SOAS’s catering company because it also has contracts with the imperialist US and UK militaries. And “make efforts to unionise Sodexho staff“, obviously!
There are a couple of other motions; my favourite is obviously a Happy Hour in SOAS bars! But the above? It’s bollocks. It’s worse than that. It’s an affront to the student political process that they waste students’ time and taxpayers’ money on stupid little crusades. Why should the taxpayer be paying to lobby against a catering company? Why should it be spent on all their pet left-wing causes and fronts?
It nullifies the students as a real voice (real people in the real world don’t give a shit about socialism!), undermines their function as a representative body for raising grievances and injustices, and hinders the societies that make university more than a series of lectures. However, it’s also predictable, especially at SOAS. Students think it’s terribly avant-garde of them to hate capitalism, but it’s not. Nowadays, it’s radical and rebellious to set up a capitalist society - so why not do that? The student union might not like it, though.
* Does it count as a campus if it comprises three buildings annexed to the side of a night college?
